A collection of occurrences comprising my last week at Big Lots.
Customer quotes:
- "I woke up breathing. I got out of bed, still breathing. It's a good day."
- "Have a good day and an even better tomorrow!"
- (woman to her son) "I'm finna leave you!"
- (little girl to me) "You're pretty. Will you be my babysitter?"
Co-worker quotes:
- (to me, on my last day) "I have been waiting for this day for quite some time."
- "What in the sand blazes!"
- *flaps arms* "I'm a pengin!"
Priceless moments:
- Singing songs from Enchanted to a folded up rug.
- The pink drawers.
- The chips that tasted like chicken.
- Being high-fived by a customer for finding her an air mattress.
I'll miss you, Big Lots.
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